Trump tells us “It’s a very scary time for young men in America.” I can certainly relate to their fear. What woman hasn’t lived her life painfully aware of the dangers threatening women in our misogynist world?
In an effort to help this newly marginalized group feel safe while they indulge in that age old, male bonding ritual of downing endless brewskies until they puke, might I suggest an alternative beverage? Scary times call for bold action. Now is the time for adolescent boys, and men stalled in their college days, to make the switch to Kavanaugh Kahlua Koffee, or KKK for short.
Simply put, it’s a cup of black coffee, emboldened with a shot of Kahlua. The Kahlua provides the buzz that we now know most all-American, star athlete, academically gifted boys crave. The black coffee provides the caffeine needed to remain alert against attacks by those conniving women looking for the easy road to fame and fortune. It’s the perfect blend of adolescent risk and adult caution. Best served with a side order of imitation Halo cookies.